This is a website. And it's fucking perfect.

Seriously, what else do you want? You probably build websites and think it is special. You think your 13 megabyte parallax-ative home page is going to get you an award. You think your 40-pound jQuery file and 83 polyfills are amazing and will work in IE7 because it finally has box-shadow. Wrong.

Let me describe the perfect website: You don't need CSS. You just need html. This site uses 0 CSS, because it wasn't invented until after HTML. It wasn't popular before html 5. This is one of the fastest loading sites on the internet. It will load on devices that is responsive without css, just html.

site accessibility

The site is accessible to those who are visually impaired and completely blind. It works with screen readers. The text is legible and gets your point across.

Well guess what? You are over-designing.Why do you need to animate a trendy banner flag when I hover over it? You spent hours on it and added 80 kilobytes to your site, yet it doesn't work on iPad.

You never knew it, but this is your perfect website. Here's why.

This entire page weighs less than the gradient-meshed facebook logo on your hacked Wordpress site. If it isn't hacked, I can tell you dozens of ways to hack your site.

You can read this site. That's the point. You don't need to use html 5 or html 10. You just need it to load and display content.

This is a classy website with no css.

This isn't satire. I am just saying all the problems we have with websites are ones we create ourselves. Websites aren't broken by default, they are functional, high-performing, and accessible. Bad coders break them.